detestably:

the word dog read backwards is god and I don’t think that’s a coincidence



suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat



queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

plasmatics-life:

Milky Way | (by Carlos Maxwell)


relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

heartbrakegirl:

Congratulations, Ashton for reaching two million Instagram followers!
tastier:

(18+)